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hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

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notamorningbird:

lordstormageddon:

#ME AS I DELIBERATELY PROCRASTINATE BEFORE A DEADLINE

REBLOGGING FOR THAT TAG

The fear has come for me now…

(Source: rouxx, via brokenassassins)

goosebxmps:

Mom: Stop twerking and clean ur room

Me: image

(Source: lion, via captainmischief)

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

(via that-skinny-blonde-guy)

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

(Source: alotlikediana, via actual-ironman-tonystark)

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

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ok i cant stop laughing omfg

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I’M SCREAMING

No need to scream, Olivia.

(Source: coralised, via that-skinny-blonde-guy)

"Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable."

Sometimes, I Just Don’t Have Time for Individual Fights | this ain’t livin’  (via albinwonderland)

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com, via actual-ironman-tonystark)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via that-skinny-blonde-guy)

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

(Source: best-of-memes, via actual-ironman-tonystark)

iam-fandomlocked:

Tumblr + being one hundred percent done with school’s crap

My other photosets here

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

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